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Just Blame Dennis

Your life sucks, doesn't it? We have a solution for you. As a valuable service, offered free to the World Wide Web community, we are happy to provide you with a scapegoat.

Now, whatever your misfortune, all you have to do is "Just blame Dennis!"

Look at that smug son of a gun!

It looks like he's responsible for all the problems in the world. He's happy about that - Because your horrible personal misfortune is just another job for Dennis. And Dennis likes his work.

Learn about us:

• Who We Are
• See the many Faces Of Evil
• Our Charter
• Is Dennis Immune?

How to avoid Dennis

• Why prepare?
• Key points
• Disaster Kit
• First Aid Kit
• Disaster Preparedness
• Crime And Civil Unrest
• Computer Problems
• Credit Rating

Little things to keep Dennis away:

• Simple Choices That Prepare
• Medic Alert Tag
• Try It Out Before You Need It

Sometimes even Dennis needs to Take A Break.

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• Maui 2008

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