- Your favorite sports team is in the toilet.
- Your kids can't hit the toilet.
- Your boss is a cruel slave driver.
- Your boss doesn't even pay you well for taking his abuse.
- Your wife left you for another man.
- Your wife left you for another woman.
- You are the wife, you left your husband, and the new one is just like the old one!
- You lost your car keys.
- You lost your car.
- You crashed your car.
- You never even had a car.
Oh!
Will this catalog of misfortune never cease?
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